Everything tastes better with peanut butter

everything tastes better with peanutbutter. Don't you agree? Unless you're allergic to peanuts (i pity you) you have to agree with me. If not then there's something completely wrong with you! I had recently received a jar of this oh so delicious liquid and was showing it to my housemates. To my surprise and delight, they exclaim:

housemate1: "oh my god, peanut butter"
housmate2: " you know i don't like but loOoOove peanut butter"








"Anything tastes good with peanut butter" i exclaimed.housemate2 then reacts with this statement: " yeah! i have to agree. You know there's this resto at SM North, i forgot the name, but everything they have has peanut butter! there's this one dish, spaghetti with peanut butter. MMmm! its so good!"
Me: as in pasta with peanut butter as its sauce?
HM2: no i mean spaghetti in tomato sauce with peanut butter! Mmm!


spaghetti with tomato sauce drizzled with peanut butter (available at sm north.. have to check this out :) )

after enumerating the numerous things that tastes better with peanut butter, i summarize it with one statement
everything (and i mean everything) tastes better with peanutbutter!


with this newfound common interest i share with my housemates i excitedly go to show off my 8 inch tall 3.75 inch wide jar of peanutty goodness to my friend, let's call him "xello", (to spare him the wrath of peanutbutter lovers the world over). i called him over to my doorstep and show him th magical jar (with an expression like "TADAA!)after a 3 second pause all i could see in his face was this: "so??"i was disappointed but not deterred from the goal of making him share the love for this delicious nectar. 


with conviction gathered i express: "EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER WTH PEANUTBUTTER"
what followed was this:


Xello: Everything? (skeptical)
ME: Everything
Xello: Everything (still skeptical)
ME: EVERYTHING
Xello: Everything (wavering)
ME: YES! EVERYTHING
Xello: Really now (mocking)
ME: YES
Xello: what about...
ME: Xello if it doesn't taste good then you're doing it wrong.. If it tastes bad then you're just not putting enough peanutbutter!
Xello: Dang.. now i can't think of anything
ME: you can eat a whole tire if you put enough peanutbutter on it :D
Xello: (thinks deeply)


LOL!!




THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PEANUTBUTTER!!